Honestly it’s far more often the latter than it is the former. You call me out on, say, actually having headcanon fanfic OCs for Leverage, and I’m more likely to climb into my trash can like some kind of terrible hermit crab and prepare to hole up in my natural territory.

And no, I will never ever share the fanfic I keep in my head. That’s personal and I keep it way at the bottom of the trash heap 😉

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I handle embarrassent one of two ways

1. I'm terrible, I'm awful, fire me into the sun (jaydot in a cannon, preparing to be fired into the sun for her sins)

2. Yeah I'm trash. Watchu gonna do about it. (Jaydot in a trash can a la oscar the grouch)