Seriously, man, those things are sharp and they don’t retract and it’s scary to try and clip them because what if you nick the baby and and and and….uh…yeah. Vicious baby is not without self-defense mechanisms 🙂

EDIT: There was some SERIOUS wonky with the baby’s ear that I did NOT notice until just now. Attempted to fix via MSPaint because I’m at my desk job, and yes I still prefer the MSpaint version over the “I have an ear on the back of my head” version. <3