I have three cats who all haaaaaaate me around the holidays. I mean, not only do I dress them up in stupid costumes so I can laugh at them, but I also spray down all the interesting things, like the tree and the ornaments and the bows and tinsel, with bitter apple spray, denying them the pleasure of chewing and swallowing all the decorations.

Basically I’m the worst cat mom ever. Fortunately the dogs are spared such indignities.