I had a more NSFW version of this planned, but then my buffer ran out because GENCON so uh I put a blanket on the naughty bits.

Regardless, it’s all true and I totally have mental slash fic in great detail with this particular pairing. Transformers Prime version, btw.

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1. Jaydot and Manfried in bed. Manfried says to Jaydot "I'm kinda horny. Can you talk dirty to me?"

2. Jaydot replies "Wanna hear my Ratchet / Optimus Prime slash fic?" to which Manfried yells "UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE DO I WANT THAT.'