After four and a half hours in the E.R, the doctors ruled out anything life threatening. We took the baby in for fear that black poo meant blood, but the tests came back negative (as well as for some kind of iron overdose), and the doctors were baffled. It was like an episode of House. A long, exhausting episode of House where it still wasn’t lupus but the official diagnoses was “idk sometimes babies are weird.”

 

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Samantha showing Jaydot a dirty diaper. Jaydot: it looks like that monster from star trek that ate Tasha Yar. Samantha: so...E.R.? Jaydot: fuckity yes.