I mean, my body has been through a lot of bizarre changes, but now the baby is at a stage where he’s fascinated by details and is practicing his hand-eye coordination so is very grabby and…well..pinchy. So he grabs a nipple and just pulls and it doesn’t hurt but I am left marveling at the human body and the things I never thought my body could do.

I’m currently giving Stretch Armstrong a run for his money. Stretch Momstrong.

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Picture of Jaydot with her boob stretched out like a trampoline and Taco Truck bouncing on it. Caption reads: "after pregnancy your boobs achieve a certain elasticity. I've decided to embrace it."