Comebacks I wish I had in the moment but thought of in the car. Let’s all just collect sweet comebacks to whip out of our wallets in ever situation.

I tried to think of obnoxious things for the guy to say, and settled on something from the category of “shit that’s actually been said to me.”

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Panel 1: Jaydot cringing in the corner as a dude declares "I really think women bring these problems on themselves."

Panel 2: Jaydot grabbing the dude's face, telling him "oh honey, you are too precious for this world."

Panel 3: "Which is why we're launching you into the sun." Jaydot launches dude into the sun.