To be clear, Manfried does not shirk his fair share of the household duties. As the stay-at-home parent, he probably has the lion’s share of them. Toilet scrubs is just not a task either of us want to do, so you know it’s true love when he gets down on one knee and plunges that scrubby right into that toilet bowl.

And if that’s not the worst euphemism for terrible sex, why am I even writing this.